A three-part deadpan joke, hand-lettered from top to bottom. SPOILER ALERT! arches across the top in bold rounded capitals above a small leafy sprig, I don't sits below in flowing brush script inside a hand-drawn bracket banner, and CARE lands across the bottom in oversized hand-drawn capitals. Small five-point stars fill the corners, all in black ink on a whitewashed pine block.
4 × 4 in solid pine block, whitewashed and UV printed
Freestanding shelf sitter — no hanging hardware needed
Maker's mark woodburned on the back: Made in America, family owned and operated, incorporated 2015, sawyersmillinc.com
Questions & answers
What size is it?
4 inches by 4 inches.
What is it made from?
Solid pine wood.
Does it hang on the wall?
No. It is a freestanding block that sits on a desk, shelf or mantel.
Where is it made?
Handcrafted in Tennessee by Sawyer's Mill.
Who is it for?
Office workers, coworkers and anyone who likes a sarcastic desk gift.
