No Trespassing We're Tired of Hiding the Bodies Wood Sign, 7×14

A swamp-side warning with teeth. NO TRESPASSING arcs across the top in barn-red hand-brushed capitals with a heavy underline, and the punchline lands underneath in black block letters — We're tired of hiding the bodies. A green alligator watches from the cattails and lily pads on the right, half in the water, entirely unimpressed. The whole thing sits on a distressed cream plank with chipped dark green paint around the edges, so it reads like a sign that has been nailed to a fence post for thirty years. Good for a gate, a dock, a shop door or a driveway.

• 7 x 14 in solid pine — UV printed directly onto the wood, then handcrafted in Tennessee.
• Ready to hang — arrives with a wire hanger already fitted on the back, no hardware to source.
• Woodburned maker's mark on the back — Made in America, family owned and operated, incorporated 2015, sawyersmillinc.com.