In My Defense I Was Left Unsupervised Wood Sign, 7×14

The only explanation ever needed. This 7 x 14 in pine sign reads “In my defense, I was left unsupervised” on three lines of hand-painted brush lettering — “IN MY DEFENSE,” in black capitals across the top, “I WAS LEFT” in teal beneath it between two mustard sunburst flicks, and “UNSUPERVISED” sweeping the full width in barn-red capitals. A smiling bumblebee hovers at the upper right trailing a dotted heart-shaped flight path, with white daisies, yellow blooms and green foliage banked up both sides and a leafy sprig and small red heart closing the bottom. Printed on distressed whitewashed planks with the wood grain showing through. Each sign is handcrafted from solid pine and UV printed in Tennessee, and the back carries a woodburned Sawyer's Mill maker's mark — Made in America, family owned and operated, incorporated 2015, sawyersmillinc.com.

• 7 x 14 in solid pine, ready to hang on a wire hanger — no hardware to buy
• Funny farmhouse decor for a kitchen, entryway or craft room, and a birthday gift for the friend who needs no further defense
• UV printed directly onto the wood, so the natural grain shows through the finish

Specifications

• Measures 14 x 7 x 0.8 inches
• Material: solid pine
• Mounting: wire hanger, ready to hang
• Printing: UV printed directly on the wood
• Made in: Tennessee, USA