A grandpa sign for the man everybody calls when something breaks. "If Papa" stands in big cream capitals with a barn-red drop shadow across weathered teal planks, "can't fix it," is brushed in black on a pale cream board, and "We're all screwed" finishes it off over a pair of crossed wrenches and a star. At left, Papa is flat on the shop floor under a pickup with two grandkids in overalls and a spaniel pup helping, surrounded by sockets, a hammer and a red toolbox.
7 × 16 in solid pine, UV printed so the color stays crisp and won't peel or flake indoors
Ready to hang straight out of the box on its wire hanger — garage, workshop, man cave or den
Handcrafted in Tennessee and woodburned on the back with our maker's mark: Made in America, family owned and operated, incorporated 2015, sawyersmillinc.com
