{"product_id":"never-in-the-history-of-calm-down-wood-sign-7x14","title":"Never in the History of Calm Down Wood Sign, 7×14","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe truest sign in the house. This 7 x 14 in pine sign reads “Never in the history of calm down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down” — black capitals top and middle, the first CALM DOWN in teal and the last in coral, with teal and coral swashes between the lines. White daisies with yellow centers and small coral hearts climb both sides. Printed on distressed whitewashed planks with the wood grain showing through. Each sign is handcrafted from solid pine and UV printed in Tennessee, and the back carries a woodburned Sawyer's Mill maker's mark — Made in America, family owned and operated, incorporated 2015, sawyersmillinc.com.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7 x 14 in solid pine, ready to hang on a wire hanger — no hardware to buy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny decor for a kitchen, office or family room, and a gift for anyone who has been told to calm down\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUV printed directly onto the wood, so the natural grain shows through the finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeasures 14 x 7 x 0.8 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: solid pine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMounting: wire hanger, ready to hang\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinting: UV printed directly on the wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in: Tennessee, USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sawyer's Mill","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52402758418720,"sku":"714-NCD-1000","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/2450\/7464\/files\/714-NCD-1000-angle.png?v=1790127996","url":"https:\/\/www.sawyersmillinc.com\/products\/never-in-the-history-of-calm-down-wood-sign-7x14","provider":"Sawyer's Mill, Inc.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}