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This 7 x 14 in pine sign reads \"All I care about is hiking and maybe like 3 people,\" with HIKING in tall green capitals — a pine tree standing in for the I — and 3 PEOPLE in teal beneath. A cartoon black bear cub with a green pack and bedroll rests on the trail at the left, with daisies underfoot, a snow-capped peak and lake to the right, and a wooden trail marker in the corner.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7 x 14 in solid pine, UV printed for lasting color\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady to hang on a wire hanger, handcrafted in Tennessee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaker's mark woodburned on the back: Made in America, family owned and operated, incorporated 2015, sawyersmillinc.com\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Sawyer's Mill","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52373613773088,"sku":"714-ACH-1002","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/2450\/7464\/files\/714-ACH-1002-angle.png?v=1789693349"},{"product_id":"this-house-runs-on-love-laughter-and-a-lot-of-coffee-wood-sign-7x14","title":"This House Runs on Love, Laughter and a Lot of Coffee Wood Sign, 7×14","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis House Runs on Love, Laughter and a Lot of Coffee — a chalkboard-style kitchen sign for the family that runs on caffeine. Hand-lettered script in rose pink, soft teal and warm coffee brown sits beside a steaming heart-latte mug and scattered coffee beans on a distressed black board.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUV printed and handcrafted in Tennessee by Sawyer's Mill on solid pine. Measures 14 x 7 x 0.8 inches, made from two pine face boards, and arrives ready to hang on its wire hanger. The back carries our woodburned maker's mark: Made in America, family owned and operated, incorporated 2015, sawyersmillinc.com.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sawyer's Mill","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52400486973728,"sku":"714-HRL-1000","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0012\/2450\/7464\/files\/714-HRL-1000-angle.png?v=1790088548"},{"product_id":"call-my-nana-serenity-prayer-wood-sign-7x14","title":"Call My Nana Serenity Prayer Wood Sign, 7×14","description":"\u003cp\u003eA serenity prayer with a grandma's twist. This 7 x 14 in pine sign carries the full serenity prayer — “God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know when to just call my Nana” — SERENITY in barn red, COURAGE in navy and WISDOM in green, with CALL MY NANA in big red capitals across the bottom. At the left a silver-haired Nana in a red polka-dot bandana, glasses and a NANA tee sits in a rocking chair with her granddaughter snuggled against her, holding a Best Nana Ever mug; a red heart and yellow sunflowers finish the right side. Printed on distressed whitewashed planks with the wood grain showing through. 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This 7 x 14 in pine sign reads “No One Leaves the Hollow” — a headless horseman in a tattered red cape gallops out of a misty dead forest on a black horse with glowing red eyes, holding up a flaming jack-o'-lantern, past a broken fence and a distant lit cottage, with NO ONE LEAVES THE in cream letters over HOLLOW in dripping orange-red. 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This 7 x 14 in pine sign reads “Broom Parking Only” — a purple witch's hat with an orange band and crescent moon sits at the left and a ribbon-tied broom stands at the right, with stars and swirls around BROOM in orange, PARKING in cream and ONLY in lavender script on a black chalkboard ground. 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